Ever think it would be possible to artificially cultivate the glob of summer stain that is the Pimlico Race Course, but don't have the money to test your theory? No worries.
In his boldest move yet, daredevil Richard Branson will attempt to culture a petri dish of egg salad spanning more than 100 acres wide with a steady two-day shite n' korn diet consisting of Stone Temple Pilots, Foo Fighters, Jack Johnson and Nine Inch Nails (hesitate to even type all of those words in one sentence lest Google's spiders think we're tools). No word yet on how tickets work, for example do you pay them to go, do they pay you, etc., or when Puddle of Mudd will sign on for the d-bag coup d'état.
Yo La Tengo - The Weakest Part (live)
The Streets - Weak Become Heroes
Wu-Tang Clan - Weak Spot