October 14, 2008

Have You Touched the Girl Talk Table Yet?


Touching the table can be a difficult and dangerous task, but it means you're usually ready to complete the transition from mainstream>alt(bag) that Hipster Runoff talks about. Sometimes other fans can accidentally end up grabbing the front of your shirt, because their neon sunglasses were really fogged and they thought the front of your shirt was the table. For Bmore residents this process isn't quite as important as, say, touching Dan Deacon's sweaty Flintstones tee but it's pretty close, especially if you can get on your knees in front of the table so your face is like right next it.








Girl Talk - Don't Stop

If you touched the table this weekend at Sonar, please let us know how that went, and if Girl Talk played any of your favorite hits from Ice Cube, Spencer Davis Group, Roy Orbison, The Unicorns, DJ Funk, Cupid, Pete Townshend, Unk, Twisted Sister, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Huey Lewis and the News, Butthole Surfers, Lil Mama, The Rubinoos, Ludacris, Temple of the Dog, Birdman, Lil Wayne, Rage Against the Machine, Aaliyah, Timbaland, T.I., Edwin Starr, Sinead O'Connor, Shawnna, Too Short, Tenor Saw, Jay-Z, Kelis, Avril Lavigne, Jay-Z, Dolla, T-Pain, Tay Dizm, Toni Basil, Rich Boy, Aphex Twin, Jagged Edge, Michael Sembello, Ray J, Yung Berg, Rod Stewart, Ahmad, The Cool Kids, N.W.A., Youngbloodz, Lil Jon, Procol Harum, Kanye West, Michael Jackson, Blackstreet, Dr. Dre, Kanye West, Radiohead, Webbie, The Band, Young Joc, Ben Folds Five, Ace of Base, Lil' Scrappy, Cassidy, Swiss Beatz, Fergie, Kenny Loggins, Gorilla Zoe, Beastie Boys, Beck, Salt-n-Pepa, Audio Two, 50 Cent, Cat Stevens, Beyoncé, Beastie Boys, Phil Collins, Busta Rhymes, The Police, The Cure, Wilson Pickett, The Fugees, Rotary Connection, Faith No More, Mike Jones, Kidz in the Hall, The Game, Boogie Down Productions, Paula Cole, Tones on Tail, Argent, Wu-Tang Clan, Genesis, Bow Wow Wow, Vanilla Ice, Jackson 5, Rihanna, Queen, Eric B & Rakim, Mary J. Blige, The Guess Who, Grandmaster Flash, Aerosmith, Ice Cube , Young Gunz, Tom Tom Club, DJ Kool, Mistah F.A.B., Turf Talk, E-40, The Spinners, Fine Young Cannibals, Bubba Sparxxx, Dexys Midnight Runners, Eddie Floyd, Fatman Scoop, Faith Evans, Missy Elliott, Nu Shooz, DJ Khaled, Paul Wall, Rick Ross, Fat Joe, Heart, Public Enemy, Len, The Andrea True Connection, Young Leek, Spank Rock, Tears for Fears, Cheap Trick, Run-DMC, Bob James, Jimi Hendri, Yael Naim, Eminem, James Gang, LL Cool J, Geto Boys, En Vogue, Soul II Soul , Rick Astley, Yung Wun, DMX, Nine Inch Nails, Rick Derringer, David Banner, Pras, Mýa, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Yo La Tengo, Mims, Janet Jackso, The Soul Searcher, Diana Ross, Eve, K7, The Carpenters, Lil Mama, Soulja Boy, Stix, Carole King or Metallica.

Also, does anyone know how you can get hired to hold the table?


3 comments:

Jeff Mewbourn said...

That shit would drive me insane! But it looks like fun...sort of.

JJ said...

Hey i was down there and what greg does is that he lets the front row hop on stage with him until there is no more room. and the people up front keep the table steady and the security staff help. it was such a great night. AAHH

breakerbreaker said...

My favorite part was when he heavily juxtaposed two different genres.

Next bloghaus flash-in-pan pls.